"they're going to blow up the moon."
"would you miss it!?... would you miss it!?"
"Wipe your feet, my parents are totally anal."
"Oh, that's gross."
"Oh I remember you... how could I forget those big, hairy nipples?"
- think about this: in eleven years it's going to be 1984
- *stares* wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?
"Are you a homophobe, Dave?"
"No... I'm a pulling-my-penis-out-in-front-of-you-aphobe"
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it."
"Next time you're talking to yourself, tell yourself you're single and END the conversation."
"Abazaba you my only friend".
"Can spiderman come out to play".
"...i saw that movie 20 god damn times. Its jason" "Well then you should know that Jason's mother Mrs. Vorhies was the original killer". "You tricked me".
"You got knocked the F#$k out".
When they ask me what I liked best, I'll tell them it was you.