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10:47pm 19/12/2005
  man 1: What are we going to do?
man 2: Nothing.
man 1: Nothing?
man 2: There is a fish that lies on the ocean floor, as if dead. Other fish come out to nibble at it's flesh, and it lets them. When they're close enough... it strikes.
man 1: So that's what we'll do.
man 2: Yes, we wait...
12:09am 28/06/2005
  I'm a super star, in a super star machine,
taking it to the stars: Emotion Lotion!


Kid, you got the goods.
06:25pm 26/10/2004
  ..write that down.  
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01:18am 17/08/2004
  "It's horrible.  My parents read this magazine!  Now they know my penis is called 'Mr. Peabody.'"  
06:49pm 16/08/2004
  it's a one-two-three guessing game.

i. me, i didn't mean anything. about anything, to anyone. and i knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life

ii. of course i'm home. i'm always home. i'm uncool.

iii. we don't read and write poetry because it's cute. we read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. and the human race is filled with passion.
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11:55pm 15/08/2004
  "This is really weird..."
"Yeah.. big house, only one phone."
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11:53pm 01/06/2004
  "The Count of Monte Crisco..."
"That's "Cristo" you dumb shit."
"...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass."
"Dumb-ass? 'Dumas'. Ever read it? You'll like that one Heywood, it's about a prison break."
"Jailbreak? Maybe we ought a file that one under "Educational" too."
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01:41pm 29/04/2004
  Do you like tv?
Do you like quotes?
Then join tv_quotes
A list of quotes I made ... 
01:41am 01/04/2004
  enjoy it or dont ...
There must still be members in this community 
06:37pm 27/03/2004
mood: lethargic
I felt like updating as in I haven't seen a new entry in like a month. Come on people! Anyway...
My quote: "You mind if I cut out a little early...I've got stuff to do."
02:41am 07/03/2004
  "...Well we're all hoping that once he's healed a bit from the accident that he'll be able to lead a fairly normal life and be able to go back to uh..."
"Oh no! ...What happened?"
"Well, apparently, as far as anyone can tell, he was 10-speeding a gazillion miles an hour through Central Park, racing with all the other young Turks... when apparently he caught his own reflection in the handlebar mirror and became so aroused by it that he burst his Speedo shorts, which then got caught in the gears and just threw him right on his face, just splattered. Luckily someone had the presence of mind to scrape his face off the pavement and put it on ice. Doctors were able to graft most of it back together."
"I'm so sorry."
Please comment with more quotes from this movie (if you know what it is) 
10:18pm 02/03/2004
mood: tired
"We're VERY good-looking. You especially."

Another line in case you just don't quite get it: "You can take away our car and you can take away our keys but you can NOT take away our dreams. Yeah! Cuz we're like...sleeping when we have 'em."
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Whatja say? 
07:36pm 28/02/2004
  "What are you doing?"
"I'm kicking my a$$, do ya mind??"
"Who did this?"
"A mad man, your honor, at the desperate end of his rope."

hee hee...hilarious movie!!
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Hi, everyone, I'm new 
01:12pm 28/02/2004
  "Because the House always wins. You play long enough and never change the stakes, the House takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big and you take the House."  
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The movie is? 
08:50pm 27/02/2004
  Okay...so this is a cheesy quote. But still...what is the name of the movie?

"person 1: It is not fair. You have discovered my weakness, but I have yet to discover yours. person 2: I should think that it was quite obvious."
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06:38am 14/02/2004
  "[Hollywood is] a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -Marilyn Monroe  
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02:55pm 19/01/2004
  "Her people?"
"You know... Bible-huggin, crucifix-wearin', 'Honk if you love Jesus' people."
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04:53am 27/12/2003
  "Your momma's so poor that your tits are real!"  
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11:17pm 22/12/2009
  Somedays your the dog somedays your the hydrant  
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11:20am 07/12/2003
  Can someone help me? I've got a movie quote stuck in my head and for the life of me, I CANNOT remember where it's from. I DO know it's a female actor, and I'm pretty sure she's young (at least, her character is supposed to be a teenager)...I can't picture the actress (if I could, I would be able to figure out the movie!)..Ok...

She's talking to someone, and she says something like :

"Well, my mom started dating this guy. He didn't want a kid, so then my mom decided she didn't either"....

Please help!
Thank you....
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